Englishman and Moslem
Englishman: Why in Islam a man is not allowed to shake hands with a woman who is not a mahram? Moslem: What you are allowed to shake hands with the queen of England? Englishman: Of course not, must not shake hands with our queen, only the chosen people Moslem (smile and sarcastic): Similarly in Islam, for us every woman is a queen, not some arbitrary person can shake hands with him